P700// MARKETING MOT // £295
If you ask ChatGPT who does what you do in your town, does it actually say you?
Six checks, back in 48 hours, £295.
The MOT is six checks. AI search first, then Google, your website, reviews and social, and I put two of your competitors through the same checks so you see exactly where you sit next to them. It comes back within 48 hours with a score out of 100 and I’ll tell you exactly what to fix first. Order it right here for £295, no call needed.
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Try it now, it takes about ten seconds.
So copy this into ChatGPT and see who it names.
If it named you, that’s good, it’s still worth knowing why. If it didn’t, that’s the first thing the MOT looks at, along with five other things, and it’s back within 48 hours.
What is the North Bear Marketing MOT?
The North Bear Marketing MOT is a £295 audit by Norton Hunt of North Bear Media in Belper, Derbyshire. It checks AI search, Google, the website, reviews, social and two local competitors. You order it online without a call, and within 48 hours you get a PDF with a score out of 100 and the three things to fix first.
What gets checked
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AI search
I ask ChatGPT what a customer would ask, with your trade and your town in it, something like ‘who do I talk to about mowing lawns in Belper’, nothing clever. I word it several different ways, because your customers do. Then I check whether you’re in the answer.
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Google
This is where you come up when somebody searches for your trade, like ‘kitchen fitter Belper’, not your business name. Everyone comes up for their own name, so that tells you nothing. Then I check your Google Business Profile, your listing with the reviews and opening times, because that’s what gets you into the map with the pins, above the normal results.
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The website
I check how fast it loads and how it works on a phone, because that’s where most people look at it now. Then whether anything is counting your enquiries, so when somebody fills your contact form in, is it recorded along with where they came from. Most of the time I find nothing set up at all, which means you can’t tell which part of your marketing is bringing the work in. I’ll show you how to fix that.
THE SIX CHECKS, CONTINUED
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Reviews
I look at how many reviews you’ve got and how recent they are. Then whether anybody’s replying to them. Most businesses don’t, because it’s easy to forget when you’re busy, and it’s one of the quickest wins there is.
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Social
When you last posted on Facebook, Instagram or wherever you are, and whether anybody’s commenting or sharing. If it’s gone quiet because you’ve been flat out, that’s normal. I write down what I find and what to do about it.
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Competitors
I put two businesses near you that do the same work as you through the same six checks. They get a score too, and it sits next to yours in the report. Put two on the form and I’ll use those.
What you get
You get a PDF with your score out of 100 at the top and each check written up underneath. It’s written for normal people, not in nerd. No jargon, and if a technical word can’t be avoided, I explain it right next to it. At the end you get the three things to fix first, in the order to do them. I do every check and write it up myself, so it’s not a 40 page printout from a piece of software. It makes sense on its own, no call needed.
- SCORE //Out of 100
- FORMAT //A PDF in plain English, by email
- BACK //Within 48 hours of paying
- CALL //Not needed to buy it or to get it
What it costs: £295
It’s £295, one-off, and it stands on its own. If you work with me after, it doesn’t come off the bill. The report is yours to keep whatever you do next. Fix it all yourself, hand it to somebody else, or hand it to me. Your call.
- PRICE //£295, one-off
- PAYMENT //By invoice, emailed once you’ve ordered
Who does it
I’m Norton. I studied media photography, then spent a few years as a production assistant at a live events business, editing a lot of video, doing graphic design and handling the technical side, lighting, sound and staging. After that I went into logistics and became operations director, running 100 odd wagons, lots of staff and lots of pressure. I got to the point where I knew lorries weren’t for me. I was burnt out, so I built a studio in a shed at the bottom of the garden and left my phone in the house for a while.
Then two people I’d worked with before asked me to do their marketing. I said yes, as my own business, and that’s where North Bear came from, a bit over two years ago now. A couple of remote specialists help with some of the marketing for clients, but every MOT is done by me, same as the web and video work.
Clients have found me by asking ChatGPT. Nobody can guarantee what ChatGPT says, but I’ll give you the best chance of being the one it suggests.
How ordering works
Fill in the form below. It’s eight boxes, and if you haven’t got a website or don’t know your competitors, leave those two blank. Once it’s through I’ll email you an invoice for the £295, and once that’s paid I get straight on it. It’ll be in your inbox within 48 hours. If I need anything else I’ll email you, but the form covers it. It takes a couple of minutes.
P711// STATUS // ORDER RECEIVED
Thank you, your order’s come through. I’ll email you an invoice for the £295, and once it’s paid I’ll start on it. The 48 hours runs from then.
Your order reference is .
- PHONE // 01773 307 308
- EMAIL // info@northbearmedia.co.uk
- WHATSAPP // 07985 345 147
- RESPONSE // HUMAN
Questions people ask
How long does it take?
Within 48 hours of you paying. Order on a Tuesday morning and it’s with you by Thursday morning. The form takes a few minutes.
Do I have to have a call?
No. You don’t need a call to buy it or to get it. You fill the form in, I email you an invoice, and once it’s paid the MOT comes to you by email. If you want to speak to me before or after, book a call.
What if I haven’t got a website?
Yes, and it’s the same £295. I do the other five checks as normal, and on the website check I’ll tell you straight whether not having one is costing you work or whether a strong Google Business Profile will do for now. The website check will score low, and it can pull the AI search score down too, because ChatGPT reads websites as well as reviews when it decides who to suggest. You still get a score out of 100 and the three things to fix first.
Will you try to sell me something after?
I’ll tell you what I’d fix, and you can say no. If you want to know what I’d charge to do any of it, ask and I’ll tell you. If you don’t want me to do any of it, the report is still yours, and plenty of it you can sort yourself.
Do you work outside Derbyshire?
Yes. The MOT is done online, so it works for a business anywhere in the UK, and I run the searches for your town. Most of my clients are round Belper, but I’ve got one in Lancashire and one in London. The score comes from what the searches show, not from local knowledge.
Is it really £295 with nothing else to pay?
Yes. It’s a one-off payment of £295 with nothing added on top, and it won’t come out again next month. If you want me to do any of the fixing after, that’s priced separately.
Do you want me to have a look at who ChatGPT suggests for what you do in your town?
If you’ve already tried it and it came back with somebody else, I’ll find out why and tell you exactly what to fix first. The order form is just back up the page. Do it now.
- PHONE // 01773 307 308
- EMAIL // info@northbearmedia.co.uk
- WHATSAPP // 07985 345 147
- RESPONSE // HUMAN
